Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer)
Not many things say "this is someone else's problem now" more than a leaf blower does.
Posted almost 4 years ago.
Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer)
Even though I have never done it in my life, I am fully confident in my ability to count to 1,000.
Posted almost 5 years ago.
Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer)
As a child I pretended to like carrots for my parents. As an adult I pretend to like them for my child. I hate carrots.
Posted almost 6 years ago.
Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer)
Movie theaters should have a headphone jack option, so people can plug in and hear the movie without hearing idiots talk behind them.
Posted almost 7 years ago.
Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer)
Airports should have small movie theaters for layovers. They would make a killing.
Posted over 7 years ago.
Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer)
I wish you could just record silence and then play it on loudspeakers on full blast to make the whole room quiet.
Posted over 7 years ago.
Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer)
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
Posted almost 9 years ago.
Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer)
By the time we get people to stop using their phones while driving, we will have self driving driving cars, allowing us to use our phones while driving.
Posted about 9 years ago.