Posts (8)

  1. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) Not many things say "this is someone else's problem now" more than a leaf blower does. Posted over 4 years ago.
  2. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) Even though I have never done it in my life, I am fully confident in my ability to count to 1,000. Posted over 5 years ago.
  3. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) As a child I pretended to like carrots for my parents. As an adult I pretend to like them for my child. I hate carrots. Posted over 6 years ago.
  4. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) Movie theaters should have a headphone jack option, so people can plug in and hear the movie without hearing idiots talk behind them. Posted almost 8 years ago.
  5. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) Airports should have small movie theaters for layovers. They would make a killing. Posted about 8 years ago.
  6. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) I wish you could just record silence and then play it on loudspeakers on full blast to make the whole room quiet. Posted over 8 years ago.
  7. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave. Posted over 9 years ago.
  8. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) By the time we get people to stop using their phones while driving, we will have self driving driving cars, allowing us to use our phones while driving. Posted almost 10 years ago.