Posts (8)

  1. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) Not many things say "this is someone else's problem now" more than a leaf blower does. Posted over 1 year ago.
  2. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) Even though I have never done it in my life, I am fully confident in my ability to count to 1,000. Posted over 2 years ago.
  3. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) As a child I pretended to like carrots for my parents. As an adult I pretend to like them for my child. I hate carrots. Posted over 3 years ago.
  4. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) Movie theaters should have a headphone jack option, so people can plug in and hear the movie without hearing idiots talk behind them. Posted almost 5 years ago.
  5. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) Airports should have small movie theaters for layovers. They would make a killing. Posted about 5 years ago.
  6. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) I wish you could just record silence and then play it on loudspeakers on full blast to make the whole room quiet. Posted over 5 years ago.
  7. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave. Posted over 6 years ago.
  8. Default profile image Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer) By the time we get people to stop using their phones while driving, we will have self driving driving cars, allowing us to use our phones while driving. Posted almost 7 years ago.