Andres Anderson (@idolizedlawyer)
As a child I pretended to like carrots for my parents. As an adult I pretend to like them for my child. I hate carrots.
Posted almost 6 years ago.
Steve Wolfenbarger (@wombduke)
In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they're antonyms
Posted almost 6 years ago.
SHAQ (@shaq)
Lakers are number 1
Posted about 6 years ago.
Lori Thomas (@bionic_jackrabbit)
Managers should have to get letters of recommendation from the people below them before moving up to a higher position
Posted about 6 years ago.